Time For Laugh


                   
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost NE uss se poocha, œKyu, tension mein ho.
Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay,
AB saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!  

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar Maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon NE mujhe bohat mara!
Banta: Who kya..
Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, Maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya. 

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky NE socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss NE kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha œMurgha No.5? Calling .  

 
 
 
Advertisements